Our beloved ruler, Sir Beakley Featherstone-Birdsworth, has been informed of the arrival of Christmas, and his generosity is legendary. Come in on Christmas Eve (that’s next Tuesday) all day, and get ten percent off absolutely everything in the shop. Everything!
(Except Birdie. He’s not for sale. The place would fall apart without him. But everything else, definitely.)
Ten percent off. Only Christmas Eve. Only the Wall of Lollies. Who’s a pretty Birdie then?